THAT BITCH STOLE MY ARTICHOKE!!!

Listening to: The Cribs, Mirror Kissers

So something funny for alll my non-existant fans to look at.

So my friend ( H ) and I go out for a quick-ish snack-like thing after school lets out today and we are low on money so we order an artichoke to split. About a half an hour later I'm finished with my half and H has got the heart and a few leaves left. The waitress comes and I ask for the check. She comes back with it and asks if I'm finished with my food, which I am. Then she grabbs H's plate which still has the heart on it. I don't really know why it was such a big deal... Okay I do but the look on H's face when that waitress walked away was helarious. After about a minute of silence she looks at me and goes:

"That bitch stole my artichoke."

I started to crack up. It was helarious. For a few seconds she was almost inconsolable. H left her a 2 dollar tip and stalked off.

Then we went and got some iced cream.

There's a lesson in that for some of you slow eaters out there, "GAURD YOUR ARTICHOKE HEARTS CAREFULLY!"

You know you love me,
Reika